on blogging

everyone in this day and age blogs. so i'm going to as well. but my blog will be better than everyone else's blog. those other blogs suck. like the ones with pictures of cats. or the ones with porn you can look at while you're at work. or blogs about the color green. or the blog about that one guy that paints. man, those blogs are tired and mostly retarded [forgive me, retarded readers, if i offended you. i just used the word "retarded" to signify something that was dumb or gay (crap! sorry to you, my homosexual audience, as i used the word "gay" to signify something that's unenjoyable or a waste)]. anyway. what i'm trying to say is that my blog is gonna be super bitchen. and will be about stuff like rock climbing, and bike racing, and drinking PBR, and flexing in the mirror, and love, and meerkats, and working.