UNCLE JAKE!!

so, i'm gonna be an uncle. and i'm pretty psyched. my brother and his baby's momma - jessie - are gonna have a baby girl in february. that baby girl will be called charlotte kathryn. this is a pretty good name. it's not as good as jake, but it will do. until she's old enough to legally change it for herself. and she will no doubt then change it to jake.
i'm pretty sure i will be an amazing uncle. but just to make sure, i've been studying other great uncles:

(surely you recognize uncle buck)




(that is the classical musician uncle kracker)