Thursday, January 6, 2011

happy new year.



2010 sucked for a lot of reasons and was pretty sweet for a lot of reasons.
let's hope that in 2011 sweet > suck.

i've resolved to stop smoking. walk 30 minutes three times a week to TAME THAT BULGE. volunteer to help others. use the word "quixotic" more. eat macadamia nuts. blink less. wear an ascot. look to the left when i'm lost in thought as opposed to right. drink more beer and LESS water. make my own blog. drive from here to there. think about sex at least once a day. open doors with my left hand. speak only when spoken to. kill a terrorist. clone a goat. learn to read. shake weight. when writing use "your" instead of "you're." and i want to look like this:

and most importantly: work like i don't need money, love like i've never been hurt, and dance like no one is watching.

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