it has to do with MUSIC. and according to grammy dot com, it's "music's biggest night." so since i am a well respected music critic, i will recap this awards program for you here:
lady antebellum won song of the year and record of the year.
well deserved. well deserved. lady antebellum has released a great song and album. musically and lyrically it cannot be topped. my only question is:
who the fuck is lady antebellum?! and how did they win a music award?!
that's two questions. but seriously.
lady antebellum beat cee lo green for this award. cee lo green responded to losing by issuing this statement:
"fuck you. and fuck you too."
katy perry was nominated for an award or seven. she's got real talent. and she loves showing them off. and by "them," i mean her boobs.
the best pop vocal album came down to these artists: lady gaga, katy perry, john mayer, justin bieber, and susan boyle?! one of these nominees is not like the others... this one:
best hard rock performance took us back to the 90s: nominees included alice in chains, soundgarden, stone temple pilots, and ozzy osbourne. I'm pretty sure all these lead singers died of heroin overdoses. especially ozzy osbourne. he's the most dead of them all.
but seriously folks, ozzy still looks great for being 97 years old. and dead.
them crooked vultures ultimately took home the award. which is fine. because i do love them crooked vultures.
i'm also not afraid to say that i'm a fan of eminem. and he won an award or two as well. but what happened to his face?!
OMG, el debarge was nominated for a grammy too!
arcade fire won album of the year with the suburbs. and THIS is a great album. but what's the difference between album of the year and record of the year?
if i learned anything from this year's grammy awards it's that i don't know who the hell any of these people are (bruno mars? esperanza spalding? sara bareilles? robert plant?). and also that music makes me angry.
this, on the other hand, does NOT make me angry:
(oh, and i DO know who robert plant is. i was jk'ing. just kidding ing)
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