thanks

it was only a matter of time, but my readership has gone global.
i'm basically facebook. minus the poking and the billions of dollars.
but really, pretty much the same.

well, i wanted to take this opportunity to recognize you, the readers, and give thanks (and also to give over-punctuated sentences).

so, thank you.
and "ta" to the australians.
"danke" to my austrian readers.
(contrary to popular belief, austria and australia are not the same)
"merci" to the french.
"gracias, amigos" to the south (LA and mexico)
if you live in malaysia, i hope you speak english and understand "thank you." or maybe if i said it louder, you'd understand... THANK YOU. because as we know, SPEAKING LOUDER TO SOMEONE THAT DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH MAKES THEM UNDERSTAND.
(sunbears live in malaysia)
"thanks, guv'nah" to those of you in the UK.
and "maraming salamat" to my friends in the philippines. who is this, by the way?

if you weren't thanked here, you're not reading. you know who you are, spain. china. kazakhstan.

and now a moment of beauty and inspiration: